Sunday, April 26, 2009

Any kid's favorite: destroying things

So as I finally get back on track with the blog, I'll start off with a gloriously awesome event that took place on Friday March 20th, 2009: a semi-random (friend of a friend) invitation to a "house destruction party".

Believe me, I was thinking the same as you: what does that mean, and whatever it means, it can't be anything like what it actually sounds like. But indeed it was that and so much more. We arrived to a house that the owners--a group of graduate students or other early 20-somethings--were in the process of remodeling, and so it was completely stripped down. The only things available were a bunch of glass jars, a keg of PBR, and some tables. Yep, you guessed it: good old fashioned beer pong and flip cup, just like the undergrad days.
The beer pong and flip cup tables were in the same room but separated by an annoying half-wall, which is not something that you can typically do anything about in any regular house. However, in this instance, the ~20 folks there had had their fill of unending cups full of beer, and it was time to move on to the main course.

The sledgehammer.

Not too often in life do you get to go to a place where you can drink and they actually want you to destroy things in the process. So here we were, with this close-to-once-in-a-lifetime chance to enjoy smashing stuff that you don't own like a bunch of 8 year old boys.

Everything began slowly, as I think people weren't quite ready to believe that we were actually going to be allowed to do this. Everyone was reluctant to make the first move (i.e. hole in the wall), but after a few tests to check where the studs were and some additional encouragement from the home owners, things got underway...



The idea of a hole in the wall as a good thing made for some great laughs...

(that's one of the homeowners) ...and the sledgehammer was swung with gradually increasing anger, aggression, and restless exhilaration...












And after approximately 20-30 minutes, the room finally began to open up...

After we cleared up the rubble a bit, we figured a few games to celebrate wouldn't be so bad. We have a shovel and some pieces of wall, and an open window--oooh, how about baseball? So we threw some things to hit up in the air and began swinging away.










That's me playing baseball. I'm wearing an industrial-strength gas mask--others were wearing medical breathing masks--since it became a little difficult to breathe with all of the dust/cancer floating around in the air. It was pretty nasty, and without a doubt contained plenty of things that humans aren't meant to inhale; typically this isn't a problem since the stuff stays, well, in your walls.

As a finale, the next stop following the swing shown above on the right is that piece of drywall being struck a bit high and shattering the window. A couple of the homeowners seemed less than pleased with this last occurrence, but others found it hilarious ("We needed to get a new window anyways."). I, for one, was definitely nearly on the ground dying of laughter.

After all that, we shared another beer and then headed on home. It was... ridiculous. I've never been a part of anything like that, and I can't imagine it happening again. We all loved destroying things when we were little, whether it was a fort, a jenga tower, card house etc.--anything that was 1) meticulously built, and 2) not yours. Perhaps that was more among boys, but the girls at this party certainly enjoyed themselves too.

Either way, adults don't get to destroy things too much anymore in a socially-acceptable manner, and it's not something that's easy to set up unless you've got some extra printers to take out to the field Office Space-style. So here's a cheers to having the opportunity to break down a couple more walls that separate adults from their childhoods of creative destruction.

The future: weekly awesome blog posts

Finally, I am declaring a renewed dedication to this blog, in large part because I am actually very proud of this topic and I think this blog could be really really awesome. And just in time for summer, too.

So from now on, once a week, (hopefully) on Sunday nights, I will make a new post on a new awesome thing that kids do that adults should too. Starting in ~3 hours, after I've finally gotten a little bit of work done to assuage my conscience...

Sunday, April 5, 2009

The pillow fight

Although I made the terribly unfortunate mistake of thinking that the 4th of April was Sunday rather than Saturday, thereby causing me to miss the Boston-component of the International Pillow Fight, there is no doubt that this is a glorious manifestation of what this blog is all about. Pillows are awesome. Hitting people with pillows is awesome. Getting hit by pillows is awesome. And ignoring all of those inhibitions that say that secretly bringing pillows to a random location in town on a random afternoon to do all of the above simultaneously with thousands of others (2,200 here in Boston, one of the bigger showings among the cities internationally) is somehow strange. I love it. Bummer I missed it, but I will be there next year, pillows and smiles in hand.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Top 10 songs/things of the moment: Late March Edition

1) Hungry hungry hippos
2) Buena Vista Social Club - "Chan Chan"
3) The Beatles - "We Can Work It Out"
4) Haagen-Dazs ice cream
5) Wolf Parade - "Kissing the Beehive" (At Mount Zoomer)
6) the sun
7) the return of warm weather
8) destroying walls (more on this to come)
9) Street bands
10) Marshmallows

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Recipe for happiness: snow at an angle, flat smooth object

In the latest installment of awesome things that kids love that adults should too, I cover the spontaneous decision of myself and a couple of friends to ditch work at 4p on tuesday and head over for some sledding. This is clearly on my top ten list of all-time favorite kid things to do (a list that I will actually compile someday soon).
Sledding is just absolutely awesome. It's simple, requires very little of you other than to acquire some sort of flat or softly curved plastic object, find a sloping hill with some snow (or ice if you want a real adventure), and then a little push to propel yourself forward and get the fun started. I truly feel sad for all of those who grow up in warm places without snow in their backyards for at least a few weeks each year.
And here in one of the flattest places ever, from the moment we decided we wanted--nay, needed--to sled (after the recent noreaster than rambled through here in early march, it's not clear we'll get any more big snow storms again before spring arrives) my friends and I would not be denied by the world's conspirators seeking to prevent us from achieving our dreams: as it turns out, here in cambridge
a) It is really flat, and finding a decent hill on public transport was not obvious
b) Target, along with nearly every other store that one would imagine sells sleds, apparently decided that Spring was already here and thus ceased to keep such products in their stores
c) Malls, the closest of which is the only place within walking distance that had a chance of selling sleds, apparently close early for snowstorms
d) Olympia sport, the only place we could find with "sleds", only had in stock snow rockets and inner tubes made for kids (the latter of which was specifically for "Beginners: ages 3-6", as opposed to the "Intermediate: ages 6-9" or "Advanced: ages 9 and up". Yep, we were actually two levels below our appropriate age range.)

Nonetheless, we were able to abandon our remaining work hours outside of class time to find a way to obtain sleds and get out to the only hill in the area, aobut a 20 minute walk from the Porter Square T stop (3 stops from our offices). And let me say, it fulfilled all expectations, including those of destroying our inner tubes on the spikey ice at the bottom of the hill (see left). Apparently 3-6 year olds don't quite have as much fun on them as 20-somethings do. But we didn't care, it was sooo worth the price of a couple of beers at the local pub....

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

The most boring stand against corporate america in history

So today at the grocery store I was faced with the ultimate in mundane dilemmas: as I watched my groceries get scanned, I noticed (rather randomly, as I really dont ever pay attention to stuff like this) that my $3.99 carton of eggs rang up at $4.59. Yep, 60 cents. Of course, my immediate reaction was what anyone's would be: "Hey, I don't think that's right!" Except that's when the dilemma rears its pathetic head: "Take your receipt over to customer service and they will refund you the difference."
It is at that point I say to myself, "60 fucking cents. 60 fucking cents. Do I really care?" Yes. It's not about the money, it's about the principle. Right? If you don't say anything, then no one will, and they will continue to rip off their customers for the rest of the night/week/forever.
Thus, I haul my newly-purchased groceries back over to the eggs, just to make sure you don't make an ass of yourself should you turn up to be wrong. And indeed, I am not. So I drudge back to customer service and explain the situation. "We'll have to send someone over to do a price check." What? I just checked it. Don't you have a book with the prices in it somewhere? So I am left sitting, again contemplating the question of how inane this moral stand that I have chosen to take really is.
In the end, the guy returns, verifies my claim, and I get 60 cents back. And nope, there is NO policy on giving you the item for free. Instead, though, I am offered a $1 coupon (that's one hundred cents!) towards a future purchase... which I also, amazingly, had to wait for as it was retrieved from the back room. Clearly, it is their intent to make it as annoying as possible to inform them of such price discrepancies, as if it's not already enough of a disincentive that you are spending your own time trying to get a couple of dimes rightfully returned to you.
But it makes you think: shouldn't there be a rule on this? Some sort of a minimum required fine/coupon that is given to someone who gets overcharged? There seems an odd incentive to "accidentally" sell many items for a few dimes more than their actual cost: although customers hate being ripped off, they also have no desire to spend their time, not to mention endure the shameful greed that accompanies demanding something that will inevitably fall out of your pockets and be lost in the couch cushions anyways; meanwhile there is effectively zero punishment for the grocery store when it makes such errors.
In the end, my 15 minutes devoted to this effort hopefully is somehow useful, but I can't help but think that either a) it'll happen again soon, b) it's still happening, because they didn't bother to update their system. But come on, this is a really simple problem that seems like it should have a simple solution in our era of modern technology, right?

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Top 10 music/things of the moment

These are my top 10 songs of the moment. Note: non-songs are permitted by the sole discretion of me.
1) TV on the Radio: "Golden age" (Dear Science)
2) Cougar: "Strict scrutiny" (Couga)
3) Pale Young Gentlemen: "Clap your hands" (Pale Young Gentlemen)
4) Moby: "The Stars" (Last Night)
5) Marshmallows
6) Girl Talk: "Let me see you" (Feed the Animals)
7) Okkervil River: "For real" (Black Sheep Boy)
8) Ratatat: "Lex" (Classics)
9) Sigur Ros: "Inní Mér Syngur Vitleysingur" (Með Suð Í Eyrum Við Spilum Endalaust)
10) Jax liquidation outlet in central sq